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"Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch." »Walt Whitman
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"Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women." »Richard Benner
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"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals." »Henry Spencer
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"When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean ... to give every man the best hand. If the cards do not come to any man, or if they do come, and he has not got the power to play them, that is his affair. All I mean is that there shall be no crookedness in the dealing." »Theodore Roosevelt
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"In the total expanse of human life there is not a single square inch of which the Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, That is mine" »Abraham Kuyper
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"The art of leading, in operations large or small, is the art of dealing with humanity, of working diligently on behalf of men, of being sympathetic with them, but equally, of insisting that they make a square facing toward their own problems." »S. L. A. Marshall, Men Against Fire, 1947
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"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards." »Theodore Roosevelt
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"Common sense dictates that I can not literally vanish a half million square foot monument. But it is conceivable that I can, for a short period of time, cause that monument to appear invisible to our audience." »Aaron Balcom
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"It's the quality of the ordinary, the straight, the square, that accounts for the great stability and success of our nation. It's a quality to be proud of. But it's a quality that many people seem to have neglected." »Gerald R. Ford
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"It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself." »Roosevelt, Eleanor
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"It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself." »Eleanor Roosevelt
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"All's fair in love and war." »Francis Edwards
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"Emc (Energy equals mass times the square of the speed of light.) Original statement If a body gives off the energy L in the form of radiation, its mass diminshes by Lc." »Albert Einstein
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"If someone told me it wasn't 'fashionable' to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, 'Okay, YOU TELL ME what's fashionable'.' But he won't. And you know why Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, 'By the way, what's fashionable'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When the candles are out all women are fair." »Plutarch
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"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all." »William Goldman
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""Life isn't always fair . . . but it's sure fairer than death!"" »Tom Zegan
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"A fair exterior is a silent recommendation." »Publilius Syrus
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"It is always wise, as it is also fair, to test a man by the standards of his own day, and not by those of another." »Odell Shepard
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"Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases." »Jeremy Collier
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"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another." »Samuel Johnson
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"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another" »Samuel Johnson
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"Davis fouls out to third in fair territory." »Jerry Coleman
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"A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence." »Dante Alighieri
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"Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him." »George Santayana
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"One quick and effective solution to the global economic crisis is a global economic and political reset. A global economic reset means that world leaders can come together to agree on debt forgiveness to all nations and restructuring of the global economy. Friends and enemies alike, no exceptions. To be fair to nations with lesser debts, they could be compensated on a ratio basis to enjoy treasury surpluses. A new international trade and reserve currency will probably be established to create a fair global economic system and to implement the reset. This could bring a new era of global prosperity and socioeconomic exchange. This is a much better alternative than currency wars, international hostilities and continuous risks of global socioeconomic shocks." »Med Jones
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"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'" »John Cleese
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." »Johnny Carson
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"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent." »Laurence J. Peter
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