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"I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, 'Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is" »John Wayne
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"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" »William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"Till last by Philip's farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come and men may go,But I go on for ever." »Alfred Lord Tennyson
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I'd bet the main house. I wouldn't even bet the outhouse on Mondale." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television." »Lewis Thomas
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"All cultures have things to learn from all other cultures. Don’t get stuck in your culture! Go beyond it! Get out of your aquarium; get out of your farm; get out of your castle; break your bell jar! Give chance to other cultures and to other opinions! This is the best way for you to see the insufficiencies, absurdities and stupidities in your culture!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart." »Stephen Price
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." »Groucho Marx
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." »Arthur Baer
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"horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword." »The Koran
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden." »Mexican Proverb
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse." »W. R. Inge
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"Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil
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"Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare
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