| "A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless to resist." »Steward Alsop |
| "Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. 'Draw,' said the stranger. Carl went for his gun, but then 'Hey, where did all these angels come from'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was gonna that fast." »Jerry Coleman |
| "And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes at last." »Sir Walter Scott |
| "I'm not running, and I'm not walking fast. I'm going where I need to be." »Johnny McEntyre |
| "You type as fast as a one footed elephant." »Aaron J. Munzer |
| "Prove all things hold fast that which is good." »Bible |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it." »Howard Newton |
| "The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it." »Mark Russell |
| "It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job." »Erma Bombeck |
| "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead |
| "The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it." »Harry Emerson Fosdick |
| "Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible." »Edward Teller |
| "There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this Deny your responsibility." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." »Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| "I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race." »Hugh Elliott |
| "No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread." »Robert Burton |
| "History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Man is a machine of remembrance; all we do is to remember things because life flies fast like a swallow; reality immediately disappears!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions... that laws were like cobwebs, --for that if any trifling or powerless thing fell into them, they held it fast while if it were something weightier, it broke through them and was off." »Laertius Diogenes |
| "Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why." »Eddie Cantor |
| "When you live like this, life in the fast lane, you have to learn that there are no lights and no street signs so you have to learn when and where your destination is." »Alishia May |
| "Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly." »Langston Hughes |
| "Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you." »Cheers |
| "You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage. They're just not ready." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures." »Josiah Gilbert Holland |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
