| "Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it." »Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe |
| "Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light." »C. V. R. Thompson |
| "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." »Joe Martin |
| "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." »Isaac Asimov |
| "Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth." »Will Rogers |
| "It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." »Woody Allen |
| "Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws." »Douglas Adams |
| "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." »Mitch Ratliffe |
| "I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always." »Katherine Anne Porter |
| "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." »A. J. Liebling |
| "Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can." »Vince Lombardi |
| "Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things." »Stephen Covey |
| "Funny business, a woman's career the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." »Joseph L. Mankiewicz |
| "You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere." »Charles Franklin Kettering |
| "Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them A desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill." »Muhammad Ali |
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