| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the unknowable God without His revelation in Christ. God is not only invisible to man's sight , but also to man's senses. In Christ is found a God who is near, who hears, who cares, who loves, and who saves. 'For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ' (2 Cor. 46) 'All things are delievered unto me of my father and no man knoweth the Son, but the father neither knoweth any man the father, save the son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him' (Matt. 1127)." »Eugene Reuweler |
| "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." »Groucho Marx |
| "You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different." »Dale Berra |
| "My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'" »Cary Grant |
| "He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his father." »Saint Augustine |
| "My father didn't tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch him do it." »Clarence Buddinton Kelland |
| "It is impossible to please all the world and one's father." »Jean de La Fontaine |
| "A father is a banker provided by nature." »French Proverb |
| "The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat." »Robert Frost |
| "If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war." »E. B. White |
| "My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." »Anonymous |
| "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." »Lee Iacocca |
| "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." »Charles Wadsworth |
| "Seeing our father in everything makes life one long thanksgiving and gives rest of the heart." »Hannah Whitall Smith |
| "My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries |
| "The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf." »Bertrand Russell |
| "My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.'" »Jim Fox |
| "Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law" »Dick Clark |
| "Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance and of persecution." »John William Fletcher |
| "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." »Robert Orben |
| "This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it's gotten wonderfully out of hand...I'm going to fly till I die." »Jessica Dubroff |
| "A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma." »Marlene Dietrich |
| "My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices)" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
| "My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud." »William Blake |
| "When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes |
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