| "What am I afraid of I'll tell you a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's an honest question, and I'll try to give it an honest answer. First of all, did I say it was a poison feather" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope." »Edith Newbold Jones Wharton |
| "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." »George Burns |
| "Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one absolutely." »Chinese Proverb |
| "As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill." »Helen Keller |
| "bed is the poor man's opera." »Italian Proverb |
| "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." »Phyllis Diller |
| "Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed." »Hoshang N. Akhtar |
| "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner |
| "If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." »Anita Roddick |
| "And remember this if you ever think you're too small to be effective -- you've never been in bed with a mosquito." »Anita Roddick |
| "What's money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." »Bob Dylan |
| "In the bed of suspicion, no cushion can make a man to sleep" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb |
| "Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of." »Anonymous |
| "In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream." »John Boyle O'Reilly |
| "I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy |
| "I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy." »A. J. Liebling |
| "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." »E. V. Lucas |
| "Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax." »Dianne Hales |
| "One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel." »Jewish Folk Saying |
| "Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets." »Suzanne Heller |
| "Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code." »Dan Salomon |
| "There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed-the four-poster-I'll be needing that to die in." »Helen Hayes |
| "Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate." »David Pratt |
| "A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. 'I reckon,' he asid, with a twinkle in his eye, 'It's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.'" »Dorothea Kent |
| "Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you're waking up to instant stress. You shouldn't be bullied out of bed, just reminded that it's time to start your day." »Sharon Gold |
| "Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead." »James Thurber |
| "I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so much death and when I was in bed with him, I wasn't thinking about death...Look, what I'm trying to say is that we can't know what's in another person's heart, we can't even know what's in our own. Life turns on a dime, and somehow we muddle through." »Sybil Adelman |
| "Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor." »John Anthony Ciardi |
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