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"It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine....How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex..." »Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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"horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is" »John Wayne
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" »William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"The female of the species is more deadly than the male." »Rudyard Kipling
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"There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex." »Andrew Schneider
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women." »Richard Benner
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"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces." »Maureen Murphy
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"To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals." »Will Rogers
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"I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don't think there really is a distinction between the two-are always dominated by fools, knaves, charlatans and bureaucrats. And that being the case, any human being, male or female, of whatever status, who has a voice of her or his own, is not going to be liked." »Harold Bloom
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"Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart." »Stephen Price
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." »Groucho Marx
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." »Arthur Baer
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword." »The Koran
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"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse." »W. R. Inge
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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