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"The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club Could the New Testament have been composed as a conference report Creative ideas do not spring from groups. They spring from individuals. The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam." »A. Whitney Griswold
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE hole." »CaddyShack
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"You can look at the world from a mountain or from a rat hole! Most people do the second!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain
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"Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad." »Diogenes the Cynic
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"He has an oar in every man's boat, and a finger in every pie." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"God is a philosophical black hole - the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi
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"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black hole that knows how to read." »Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head." »Unknown
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"A politician is like quicksilver if you try to put your finger on him, you will find nothing under it." »Austin O'Malley
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"A good friend will fit you like ring to finger." »Venezuelan Proverb
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"Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand." »Henry Drummond
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"When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you." »Anonymous
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"It was an attempt to stick the Congress's finger in King Hussein's eye." »George Pratt Shultz
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"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." »Herbert Spencer
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." »Mel Brooks
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God." »Herbert Westren Turnbull
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"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." »Joseph Roux
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your finger; Your task is to feel, not to think, when you can understand that the lesson will be learned." »Bruce Lee, During a television interview
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"Give your thanks to the needle that stuck in your finger, to wooden beam that you hit your head, to bee that stung you on your hand, because they taught you something!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Everyone has a different finger print.... Not to distinguish onself , but to give us an equal opportunity to leave a mark on the world." »Siddharth Astir
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