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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport." »Julius Boros
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem
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"The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb
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"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." »Sam Snead
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"I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep." »Big Daddy Lipscomb
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin
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"You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger
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"In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb
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"No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish." »John Ruskin
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"Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid
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"fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside." »Jerry Coleman
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"Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu
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"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand." »Ezra Pound
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"fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." »Steven Wright
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"Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." »Cree Indian Prophecy
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"In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem." »J. Deville
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"You can't hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can't catch a fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you don't try." »Kathy Seligman
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