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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The eagle wasn't always the eagle. The eagle, before he became the eagle, was Yucatangee, the Talker. Yucatangee talked and talked. It talked so much it heard only itself. Not the river, not the wind, not even the Wolf. The Raven came and said The Wolf is hungry. If you stop talking, you'll hear him. The wind too. And when you hear the wind, you'll fly. So he stopped talking. And became its nature, the eagle. The eagle soared, and its flight said all it needed to say." »Robin Green
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." »Jay Leno
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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." »Zenna Schaffer
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you are a sparrow, don't attack the eagle; be wise! If you are an eagle, don't attack the sparrow; be just!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"Big fish eats small fish; oceans need revolution! Big man beats little man; world needs revolution! Big galaxies swallow little galaxies; universe needs revolution! Anything which is not ethical needs a strong revolution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"For ocean, whale is a small fish; for wise man, small fish is an ocean! Sun, hides in the candle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"No need to teach an eagle to fly." »Greek Proverb
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"The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They're just like dead fish washing up on the shores." »Steve Jobs
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"You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle." »William Jefferson Clinton
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"You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren." »William Henry Hudson
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"One hundred sparrow does not make one eagle." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Houston, uh, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed." »Neil Armstrong
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"eagle rises to the top of the precipice with its wings; man, to the top of the honour, with his morals!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish." »Thai Proverb
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"The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." »Aesop
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"As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill." »Helen Keller
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"News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem
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"Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after." »Henry David Thoreau, ?
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"The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb
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"A very ancient and fish-like smell." »William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
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"Two people kissing always look like fish." »Andy Warhol
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