| "If you don't go fishing because you thought it might rain you will never go fishing. This applies to more than fishing." »Gary Sow |
| "If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing." »Harry S Truman |
| "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." »Steven Wright |
| "There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing." »Herbert Clark Hoover |
| "Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." »Steven Wright |
| "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." »Doug Larson |
| "Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle Like seeing your family Being with your friends A fishing trip A hunting trip A night's sleep" »Walter Frederick Mondale |
| "When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
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