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"If you don't go fishing because you thought it might rain you will never go fishing. This applies to more than fishing." »Gary Sow
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"fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me." »Unknown
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"I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He has an oar in every man's boat, and a finger in every pie." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain
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"Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing boat can go nowhere without the humble wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"My boat goes west, your's east. Heaven's a wind for both journeys." »Chao Li-hua
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"The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore." »Dale Carnegie
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"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after." »Henry David Thoreau, ?
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"Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their boat." »Sri da Avabhas
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"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other." »Samuel Johnson
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"fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime." »Jimmy Cannon
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"fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes." »Don Marquis
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"If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing." »Harry S Truman
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." »Steven Wright
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"There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing." »Herbert Clark Hoover
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." »Steven Wright
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"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." »Doug Larson
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"I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of government meet only to go through the tedious motions of reading speeches, drafted by others, with the principal objective of not rocking the boat." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is." »Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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"Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle Like seeing your family Being with your friends A fishing trip A hunting trip A night's sleep" »Walter Frederick Mondale
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"Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains." »Henry David Thoreau, Walden
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"When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. I would drink deeper; fish fill the sky, whose bottom is pebbly with stars. I cannot count one. I know not the first letter of the alphabet. I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born." »Henry David Thoreau
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"We are living in a day of self-seeking and irresponsibility, even in Christian circles. Few indeed are the Christian believers who have truly laid their all on the altar for Christ. Few are the spiritual leaders who truly put God FIRST . Rather they think first, albeit subconsciously, of their positions, popularity, salaries and the success of the organizations over which they preside. While professing strong allegiance to God and His Word, they are nevertheless careful not to emphasize those passages from the Word which might ruffle feathers or rock the boat, as we say. In spite of their professed fidelity to God's Word and will, their first objective is actually to keep their organizations running smoothly and pleasantly so that they may continue to grow in numbers. This has become a way of life in Christendom, but in this matter too we should 'search the Scriptures daily,' to determine whether these things have God's approval, for however good and right a thing may seem, if it is at variance with the Word, rightly divided, it is contrary to the will of God and therefore wrong." »Cornelius Stam
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