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"This is a football." »Vince Lombardi
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"In Louisiana we don't bet on football games ... We bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not." »Mark Duffy
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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." »John Heisman
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"Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast." »Pressbox Maxim
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"The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time." »Vince Lombardi
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"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off." »Lyndon Baines Johnson
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"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." »Erma Bombeck
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"If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead." »Erma Bombeck
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"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." »Bill Shankly
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy
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"People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society." »Vince Lombardi
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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
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"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent." »Dave Barry
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"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." »Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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"football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." »George Will
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"football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings." »George Will
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"The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity." »Lewis Grizzard
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"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks." »H. L. Mencken
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"The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well-educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football." »Mark White
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"Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football." »Fran Lebowitz
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"The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it." »Luke Salisbury
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"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." »Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
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"If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you." »Paul William Bear Bryant
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"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." »Joe Theismann
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." »Joe Theismann
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"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." »Don Schula
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"Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure." »Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football)
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"Dancing is a contact sport. football is a hitting sport." »Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
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"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary." »Joe Bob Briggs
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