| "If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Congress is functioning the way the founding fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority." »Barber B. Conable, Jr |
| "You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." »Charles Austin Beard |
| "The freedom fighters of Nicaragua ... are the moral equal of our founding fathers and the brave men and women of the French Resistance." »Ronald Reagan |
| "The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the unknowable God without His revelation in Christ. God is not only invisible to man's sight , but also to man's senses. In Christ is found a God who is near, who hears, who cares, who loves, and who saves. 'For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ' (2 Cor. 46) 'All things are delievered unto me of my father and no man knoweth the Son, but the father neither knoweth any man the father, save the son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him' (Matt. 1127)." »Eugene Reuweler |
| "Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say, Trust me, they're actually being very un-American." »David Duchovny |
| "The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education. School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you." »John Updike |
| "You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different." »Dale Berra |
| "My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'" »Cary Grant |
| "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." »Groucho Marx |
| "It is impossible to please all the world and one's father." »Jean de La Fontaine |
| "My father didn't tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch him do it." »Clarence Buddinton Kelland |
| "A father is a banker provided by nature." »French Proverb |
| "He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his father." »Saint Augustine |
| "The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war." »E. B. White |
| "If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat." »Robert Frost |
| "My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." »Lee Iacocca |
| "The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." »Anonymous |
| "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." »Charles Wadsworth |
| "Seeing our father in everything makes life one long thanksgiving and gives rest of the heart." »Hannah Whitall Smith |
| "My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries |
| "Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law" »Dick Clark |
| "Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance and of persecution." »John William Fletcher |
| "The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf." »Bertrand Russell |
| "My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.'" »Jim Fox |
| "This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it's gotten wonderfully out of hand...I'm going to fly till I die." »Jessica Dubroff |
| "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." »Robert Orben |
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