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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." »Sam Levenson
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"The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty." »Unknown
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"Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator,' we say 'lift' ... they say 'President,' we say 'stupid psychopathic git.'" »Alexis Sayle
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"Life of the known and knowledgeable. elevator. People coming in and coming out. One stays. Lights turn on and off." »Petra Stefankova
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"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." »Theodore Roosevelt
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"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." »Theodore Roosevelt
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