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"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency." »Alan Turing
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"You can't put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you've made some just need time to heal..." »Christina Montano
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"From this day forward until the end of the world...we in it shall be remembered...we band of brothers." »William Shakespeare, Henry V.
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"Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last." »Jack William Nicklaus
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"That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed." »Albert Eintein, World As I See It, 1934 - referring to the military system
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"I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band 'Be kind to one another.' This is the Golden Rule of Marriage and the secret of making love last through the years." »Randolph Ray
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"For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork." »Neil Gershenfeld
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"David I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright That tended to understate the hugeness of the object." »This Is Spinal Tap
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"Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." »This Is Spinal Tap
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"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. (to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band in Wales)" »Prince Phillip
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"As close as we are today, tomorrow when we come back from that battlefield, we will be as close as two men can possibly be, sharing a bond that can only be forged in the face of imminent disfigurement. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." »Jeff Melvoin
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"And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a place called the Stardust band Shell to share his part of the secret of heaven: that each affects the other and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." »Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
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