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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." »E. B. White
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"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him." »Hindustani Proverb
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"Your culture is your limit; if you can't go beyond it, you will remain as a frog of your little lake!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"frog in the mud is happier than the man, because it has no ambition to reach the stars!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere." »J & A Foundation
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"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed." »Hoshang N. Akhtar
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"The first time I saw Elvis - He put rhythm in my legs." »Johnny Wowk
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"We don't move with our legs and arms, but with courage and will power." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." »E. B. White
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"For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him." »Bertolt Brecht
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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk." »Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." »Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." »Dave Barry
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"It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird He would have snapped 'em off short in a minute, like sticks of sealing wax." »Charles Dickens
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"Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On intellectuals)" »Mao Zedong
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"A man of little learning deems that little a great deal; a frog, never having seen the ocean, considers its well a great sea." »Burmese Proverb
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"A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its space. The Spring insect knows nothing of the Winter because it is bound to a single season." »Chuang Tzu
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"There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs." »Diana Nyad
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"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks." »H. L. Mencken
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"If it had got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies, but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (commenting on Chinese eating habits at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund coference)" »Prince Phillip
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"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"In a puddle, ask for a pool; in a pool, ask for a lake; in a lake, ask for an ocean. This is the way for a frog to reach the stars!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The best way of travel, however, if you aren't in any hurry at all, if you don't care where you are going, if you don't like to use your legs, if you don't want to be annoyed at all by any choice of directions, is in a balloon. In a balloon, you can decide only when to start, and usually when to stop. The rest is left entirely to nature." »William Sherman Pene du Bois
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"I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will not bestir itself if that water is heated up slowly and gradually and will in the end let itself be boiled alive, too comfortable with continuity to realize that continuous change at some point may become intolerable and demand a change in behavior." »Charles Handy - The Age of Unreason
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"A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize in an examination. The question had been How many legs does a horse have He had answered, Three. When his mother asked how he had gotten the first prize, he replied that all the other children had said, Two." »Richard Kehl
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"The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper will knock the legs out from under the negotiating table. (On importance of the MX missile)" »Ronald Reagan
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