| "If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen |
| "If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown." »H. Ross Perot |
| "It's a dangerous business going out your front door." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself." »Will Rogers |
| "He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front." »Unknown |
| "True friends stab you in the front." »Oscar Wilde |
| "To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." »George Orwell |
| "A good front is half the battle in love or war." »Kim Hubbard |
| "Its not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We need to see what is right in front of us." »Real Live Preacher |
| "One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool." »Edgar Watson Howe |
| "The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened." »ricS |
| "Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged." »Frederick Smith |
| "No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided to hang himself will never jump in front of a train." »Amos Bronson Alcott |
| "I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures." »Earl Warren |
| "Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around." »Rick Reilly |
| "Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator." »Johann von Goethe |
| "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "There are two things which cannot be attacked in front ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They can only be shaken by the simple development of the contrary qualities. They will not bear discussion." »Emerich Edward Dalbert |
| "A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)" »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts." »Cicero |
| "The sports page records people's accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures." »Earl Warren |
| "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "I would advise you to keep your overhead down avoid a major drug habit play every day and take it in front of other people. They need to hear it, and you need them to hear it." »James Taylor |
| "Academia forcibly tells you about all the great men and revolutionaries, and rebels, especially the rebels, who have changed the world for the better. But they wouldn't notice him were he standing right in front of them." »Eli Khamarov |
| "We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies--in the minds of those closest to the work. It's been there in front of our noses all along while we've been running around chasing robots and reading books on how to become Japanese--or at least manage like them." »John F. Welch |
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