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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." »Truman Capote
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"If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen
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"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot." »Unknown
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"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown." »H. Ross Perot
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"Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile." »Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame
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"True friends stab you in the front." »Oscar Wilde
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"Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself." »Will Rogers
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"He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front." »Unknown
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"To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." »George Orwell
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"It's a dangerous business going out your front door." »J. R. R. Tolkien
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"The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it." »Alexander Woollcott
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"A good front is half the battle in love or war." »Kim Hubbard
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"Its not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We need to see what is right in front of us." »Real Live Preacher
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A perfect leader is like the nose..... Always leads from the front however knows when to let others take charge" »Siddharth Astir
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"Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you break the record." »Steve Knight
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"If you can bow in front of the justice at the height of your power, it means that you are really a just person!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern
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"Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged." »Frederick Smith
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"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool." »Edgar Watson Howe
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"A locked big door always kneels down in front of its little key! Every giant has a weak side!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes." »Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine
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"Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened." »ricS
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"No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided to hang himself will never jump in front of a train." »Amos Bronson Alcott
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"When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your finger; Your task is to feel, not to think, when you can understand that the lesson will be learned." »Bruce Lee, During a television interview
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