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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." »David Broder
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"You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately... The SS, SA and Stahlhelm give every respectable German man the opportunity of campaigning with them. Therefore anyone who does not belong to one of the above named organisations and who unjustifiably nevertheless keeps his weapon... must be regarded as an enemy of the national government." »SA Oberfuhrer of Bad Tolz, March, 1933.
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"True friends stab you in the front." »Oscar Wilde
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"He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front." »Unknown
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"Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself." »Will Rogers
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"To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." »George Orwell
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"Every weed's fate is to bow in front of the wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"It's a dangerous business going out your front door." »J. R. R. Tolkien
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"A good front is half the battle in love or war." »Kim Hubbard
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"The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it." »Alexander Woollcott
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"Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you break the record." »Steve Knight
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"Its not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We need to see what is right in front of us." »Real Live Preacher
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"A perfect leader is like the nose..... Always leads from the front however knows when to let others take charge" »Siddharth Astir
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"If you can bow in front of the justice at the height of your power, it means that you are really a just person!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened." »ricS
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"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool." »Edgar Watson Howe
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"The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern
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"A locked big door always kneels down in front of its little key! Every giant has a weak side!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes." »Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine
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"Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged." »Frederick Smith
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"No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided to hang himself will never jump in front of a train." »Amos Bronson Alcott
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"I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures." »Earl Warren
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" The well of your soul will not experience the drought until in front of her will appear the moment of eternity to drink from the water of death." »Sorin Cerin
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"When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your finger; Your task is to feel, not to think, when you can understand that the lesson will be learned." »Bruce Lee, During a television interview
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