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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." »Jay Leno
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend." »Zenna Schaffer
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"If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"frost You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct" »Blade
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb
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"Let every man sweep the snow from before his own doors, and not busy himself about the frost on his neighbour?s tiles." »Chinese
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"frost When was the last time you stopped to appreciate a good sunset- oh yeah that's right. You were born a vampire." »Blade
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"If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton
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"Big fish eats small fish; oceans need revolution! Big man beats little man; world needs revolution! Big galaxies swallow little galaxies; universe needs revolution! Anything which is not ethical needs a strong revolution!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"For ocean, whale is a small fish; for wise man, small fish is an ocean! Sun, hides in the candle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain." »Blade
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"The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They're just like dead fish washing up on the shores." »Steve Jobs
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"At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish." »Thai Proverb
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"We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so. There is the bellyache and the burned-out basement bulb, the stalled car and the incontinent cat. The windows frost, the toilets sweat, the body of our spouse is one cold shoulder and the darkness of our bedroom is soon full of the fallen shadows of our failures." »William H Gass
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"Two people kissing always look like fish." »Andy Warhol
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"Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after." »Henry David Thoreau, ?
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"The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem
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"A very ancient and fish-like smell." »William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
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"You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger
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"fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin
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"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats." »Benjamin Franklin
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"If you have a fish intelligence, you will be easily trapped in the net." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb
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"Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid
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"fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke
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