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"A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor." »Scottish Proverb
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"The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed." »Geoffrey Gorer
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"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." »G. K. Chesterton
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"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook." »Quentin Crisp
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"Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu
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"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow." »Rita Rudner
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"You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients." »Julia Child
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"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau
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"Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau
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"I like cooking, maybe because for me it is actually quite an aggressive and controlling activity so it fits my character quite well. Moreover there is sometimes a small element of force-feeding going on after I cook, I care nothing for people who cry out NO MORE! Yes its true cooking for me is a little like going to war. It is entered into with a total abandonment of reason and a lack of safety of everyone around!" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller." »Michael Palin
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"A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'" »Alan Marshall Beck
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"It's funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event. A miracle is something that defies nature. Only, childbirth has got to be the most natural thing in the world. Top three anyway. But, on the other hand, when you think about it, there's really no other word that fits. Sperm. Egg. A coincidental meshing of genetic information that will grow something that could write an opera or cook up some Napalm. It blows my mind." »Barbara Hall
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"What's important for me when I teach is to communicate 'to cook up' the visions, smells, tastes and sounds of the time with my young audience. Hopefully, I am imparting 'feeding them' what's important about that period of History. I want my students to taste a respect for the information 'the food' and to know about the cooks, the restaurants, and how the ingredients of time comes together to form a real banquet of History." »Paul. F. Meekin
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