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"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather
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"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London
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"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." »Tennessee Williams
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"Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha" »Ian Hay
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"Critics I love every bone in their heads." »Eugene O'Neill
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"Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a bone." »Proverbs 2515 Bible
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"A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever." »Jessamyn West
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"The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is to strip language clean, to lay it bare down to the bone." »Ernest Hemingway
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"Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it" »Tommy Boy
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"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)." »Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
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"Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
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"If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you can't be funny, be interesting." »Harold Ross
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"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss
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"funny is an attitude." »Flip Wilson
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"When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers
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"The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood." »John Burroughs
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"The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood." »John Burroughs, The Snow-Walkers
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"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." »Ken Kesey
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"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy Davenport
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"When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw
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"The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." »David Ogilvie
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"funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy
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