| "If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." »Doug Larson |
| "Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold." »Susanne Millen |
| "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." »Unknown |
| "If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon |
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