| "golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life." »Charles Rosin |
| "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." »Bob Hope |
| "golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around." »Rick Reilly |
| "Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary |
| "The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy." »Florence Shinn |
| "I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." »Walt Whitman |
| "Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery Phooey You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say 'Phooey,' too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed." »Quentin Crisp |
| "My work is a game, a very serious game." »M. C. Escher |
| "Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made |
| "Live.....Laugh.....golf" »Kathryn Schaefer Plaum |
| "It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do." »Unknown |
| "golf is a good walk spoiled." »Mark Twain |
| "golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." »Jimmy Demaret |
| "golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart." »Arnold Daly |
| "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron |
| "It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it." »Bobby Jones |
| "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers |
| "A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible." »Jean Giraudoux |
| "Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf." »H.L. Mencken |
| "The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf." »Bertrand Russell |
| "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." »Dave Barry |
| "And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls." »T. S. Eliot |
| "The game is up." »William Shakespeare |
| "If you don't like the game, get your kit off." »Aaron J. Munzer |
| "golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility." »Louise Suggs |
| "Half this game is 90 mental." »Yogi Berra |
| "If your life was a video game, would you turn it off?" »Devo |
| "Happy golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore |
| "Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness." »M. Hirschfield |
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