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"golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE hole." »CaddyShack
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"You can look at the world from a mountain or from a rat hole! Most people do the second!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain
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"God is a philosophical black hole - the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi
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"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black hole that knows how to read." »Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head." »Unknown
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"Live.....Laugh.....golf" »Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
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"It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do." »Unknown
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"golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." »Jimmy Demaret
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"They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it." »Alice Cooper, BBC6 Radio, The Bruce Dickinson show
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"Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other..." »David Helyar
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"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf." »Will Rogers
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"golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart." »Arnold Daly
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"golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life." »Charles Rosin
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"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles." »G.K. Chesterton
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron
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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." »Bob Hope
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"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood." »Samuel Johnson
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"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." »H. L. Mencken
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"It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it." »Bobby Jones
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