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"Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not it is the first lesson that ought to be learned and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly." »Thomas Huxley
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"I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your children, is that life is not castles in the skies, happily ever after. The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth." »Goldie Hawn
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"Live.....Laugh.....golf" »Kathryn Schaefer Plaum
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"It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do." »Unknown
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"They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it." »Alice Cooper, BBC6 Radio, The Bruce Dickinson show
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"golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." »Jimmy Demaret
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"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf." »Will Rogers
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"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles." »G.K. Chesterton
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"golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life." »Charles Rosin
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"golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart." »Arnold Daly
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"Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other..." »David Helyar
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." »Bob Hope
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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron
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"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers
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"golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood." »Samuel Johnson
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"It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it." »Bobby Jones
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"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf." »H.L. Mencken
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"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." »H. L. Mencken
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible." »Jean Giraudoux
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"Don´t loose the lesson, but don´t miss it either." »Herki Siider
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." »Homer Simpson
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"The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf." »Bertrand Russell
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"golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort." »Stephen Leacock
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"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." »Winston Churchill
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"Life is a long lesson in humility." »James M. Barrie
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"When the student is ready. . . the lesson appears." »Gene Oliver
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"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." »Vernon Sanders Law
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"He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear." »Gaius Julius Caesar
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"All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism." »North DeKalb Kiwanis Club Beacon
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