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"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What could I say I felt like de Kooning, who was asked to comment on a certain abstract painting, and answered in the negative. He was then told it was the work of a celebrated monkey. 'That's different. For a monkey, it's terrific.'" »Igor Stravinsky
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"It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches." »Robert Hutchins
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"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." »Vic Gold
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." »Robert Benchley
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"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage." »H. L. Mencken
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"An American monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." »Charles Darwin
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"Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill
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"Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits." »Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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"Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But we let them spread as little as possible we keep unaltered as much of our old knowledge, as many of our old prejudices and beliefs, as we can." »William James
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""Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex." »Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
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"An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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