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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." »Robert Fulghum
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"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching
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"I washed my hair, then went to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"The grass is always greener where you water it." »Unknown
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"I don't need hair to be a hippy.
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"Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself." »Zen Proverb
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"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb
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"When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers." »African Proverb
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"Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Once you get to the other side of the fence you realize that grass is just ichie." »Jamie Rae
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"Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows." »Victor Hugo
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"Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb
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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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"Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost you hair." »Giorgos Zambetas, Greek musician
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander
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"A hair divides what is false and true." »Omar Khayyam
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"A people without history is like wind on the buffalo grass. Sioux" »American Indian Proverb
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"Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen
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"Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson
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