| "There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick |
| "The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." »Robert Fulghum |
| "You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison |
| "He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching |
| "The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander |
| "It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles |
| "Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson |
| "Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb |
| "Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern |
| "The grass is always greener where you water it." »Unknown |
| "A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil |
| "How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida |
| "When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers." »African Proverb |
| "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself." »Zen Proverb |
| "Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows." »Victor Hugo |
| "My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil |
| "If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen |
| "A people without history is like wind on the buffalo grass. Sioux" »American Indian Proverb |
| "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson |
| "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns |
| "If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life." »Cher |
| "Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun." »Ruth Westheimer |
| "In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak." »James Russell Lowell |
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