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"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry." »Author Unknown
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." »Gore Vidal
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"Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." »Gore Vidal, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993
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"Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now." »Raymond Smullyan
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower
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"In Jupiter, there are Earth-Size storms; and in Earth, there are Jupiter-Size lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we are half dead before we understand our disorder, and half cured when we do." »C. C. Colton
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"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." »Walter Kerr
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"When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him remain conscious of God regarding the remaining half
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"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore
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"I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me." »Althea Gibson
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"The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit." »Jimmy Breslin
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"Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within." »Alfred Lord Tennyson
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"I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I only knew which half." »John Wanamaker
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"The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy." »Persian Proverb
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"Arab sovereignty in Jerusalem just cannot be. This city will not be divided-not half and half, not 60-40, not 75-25, nothing." »Golda Meir
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"Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, the trouble is I don't know which half." »John Wanamaker
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"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time." »E. B. White
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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor." »Neil Gaiman
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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain
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"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half." »Unknown
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"I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half." »Jay Gould
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"Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence." »Baslo
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"The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half." »Fyodor Dostoevsky
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"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last half by our children." »Clarence Darrow
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"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children." »Clarence Darrow
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""If by believing you mean praying to an anthropomorphic deity who created the world and half controls it and half observes it, then I am probably not a believer. But if you mean that it is not all accidental, that there is a mystery to existence, a deeper meaning, that I do believe in.”
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"Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our first loves." »George Santayana
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