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"In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors in war, we must recognize the obligation to match national strength with national restraint." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing." »Alexander Hamilton
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"It sure does, Ben, it definitely does...this is definite...it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that Russia and other countries will enter into war and God will destroy Russia through earthquakes, volcanoes..." »Pat Robertson, when asked the question "Does the Bible specifically tell us what is going to happen in the future", "700 Club" D
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." »J Danforth Quayle
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place." »Steven Wright
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"If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand." »Charles Rosin
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"Life is nothing but the little time which spend in a park called the world after the time u cannot stay there." »SAYEED
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"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?" »Charles Lauller
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"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"From a psychological point of view, when people go under pressure in life, be it economically or otherwise, they seek support from the people closest to them, usually religious or ethnic groups. They also start blaming other groups who have more control over the national resources. If the gap of power is wide, this will eventually create deep divisions in the nation. The divisions can take on new forms of conflict such as class warfare, ethnic, religious, political unrest and sometime civil war. The only effective protection against national divisions is an open socioeconomic system with a large and growing middle class" »Med Jones
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"Once when I was in hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, 'Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know.' He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought 'This story isn't too long.' But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, 'Uh-oh, this story is getting long.' But then the story was over, and I said to myself 'You know, that story wasn't too long after all.' I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf." »Lewis Mumford
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"Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the national and American Leagues." »Jerry Coleman
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"The national Rifle Association are the gun nuts of the world." »Cecil Andrus
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"Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt." »Herbert Clark Hoover
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"The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby confirmed." »Charles De Gaulle
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"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember." »Eugene McCarthy
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"When your are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. It's more important than that." »Duffy Daugherty
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"Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu." »Mary Day Winn
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"No national political party is going to nominate another right-wing candidate for a long time." »Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., Playboy Interview - May 1966
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"American leaders created a system that allowed a free distribution of wealth and power. People leave their economic class and become richer regardless of their ethnic or national background. Therefore, despite having more diverse people in our society than any other nation, we have more stable national politics. If our elites try to limit the openness of the socioeconomic system, the system will be corrected in any number of forms including civic unrest. When Bush's administration invaded Iraq and bailed out Wall Street, the people brought in Obama. When Obama bailed out Wall Street again and considered raising the tax on the people, the system brought the Tea Party into power and the ruling party lost control of the Congress. People expressed their anger via peaceful elections." »Med Jones
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"national Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!" »Seen on a bumper sticker
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"Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone That way, he learns that 'wishing' isn't going to save our national forests." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though of course I would defend your right to remain seated should you so decide." »Ira Glasser
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"My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon as president)" »Gerald R. Ford
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"I do not feel betrayed. ... He has a fine record. He is a national hero. (On Oliver L North's work)" »Ronald Reagan
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"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." »Ronald Reagan
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