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"cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." »Ambrose Bierce
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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a College Education." »Mark Twain
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"Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast." »Pressbox Maxim
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." »H.L. Mencken
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"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." »Mark Twain
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it-beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht." »Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67." »Norman R. Augustine
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"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words." »David McIntosh
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant
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"What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop
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"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard
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"He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating." »Ayn Rand
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"A cold in the head cause less suffering than an idea." »Jules Renard
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"The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb
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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head." »Terry Pratchett, A Discworld Novel
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"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." »Georges Jacques Danton, to his executioner
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"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift
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"When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr
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"All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin
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