| "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "count your life by smiles, not tears. count your age by friends, not years." »Unknown |
| "If you sit down at set of sun And count the acts that you have done, And counting find One self-denying deed, one word That eased the heart of him who heard One glance most kind That fell like sunshine where it went- Then you may count that day well spent." »George Eliot |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Moral victories don't count." »Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower |
| "Do not count your chickens before they are hatched." »Aesop |
| "Cowards do not count in battle they are there, but not in it." »Euripides |
| "One should count each day a separate life." »Seneca |
| "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." »J. Paul Getty |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." »Mickey Mouse |
| "count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world." »Publilius Syrus |
| "One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty." »Maxim Gorky |
| "In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes." »Mogens Jallberg |
| "Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies." »Charles E. Jefferson |
| "Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count." »Neil Simon |
| "To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance." »Buddha |
| "Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that fate allows you." »Horace |
| "When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one." »Robert Brault |
| "count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts." »John Gunther |
| "Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." »Dave Barry |
| "Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked." »Lord Chesterfield |
| "I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies for the hardest victort is the victory over self." »Aristotle |
| "It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of folly to count on other people keeping theirs." »Richard Needham |
| "Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to love what makes life worth having." »Juvenal |
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