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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy." »Florence Shinn
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." »Walt Whitman
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"At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and that I am merely a pawn in a bigger game. A game I cannot possible understand or have control of. Thankfully, before depression sets in, I drift back into my cloudy, bewildered daily routine." »Joel Patrick Warneke
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"Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a game more than those who take it seriously. Adultery Phooey You should never subjugate yourself to another nor seek the subjugation of someone else to yourself. If you follow that Crispian principle you will be able to say 'Phooey,' too, instead of reaching for your gun when you fancy yourself betrayed." »Quentin Crisp
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"Golf has too much walking to be a good game, and just enough game to spoil a good walk." »Harry Leon Wilson
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"My work is a game, a very serious game." »M. C. Escher
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives." »Anonymous
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"If you don't like the game, get your kit off." »Aaron J. Munzer
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"The game is up." »William Shakespeare
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"The game's not over until it's over." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"The game is afoot." »Sir Arther Connan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes
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"Half this game is 90% mental." »Danny Ozark, manager of the Phillies
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"After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box." »Italian Proverb
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"Half this game is 90 mental." »Yogi Berra
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"If your life was a video game, would you turn it off?" »Devo
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"I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill." »Casey Stengel
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"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." »Italian Proverb
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"Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win." »Robert A. Heinlein
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"Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life." »Charles Rosin
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"The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game." »Glenn Dickey
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"Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game." »Alan Moore, The league of extraordinary gentlemen, chapter 5
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"My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play." »Mike Singletary
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