| "Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the head, the Counselor and the Guide." »Paul Sadler |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker |
| "Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly." »Joseph Brodsky |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection." »Ronald Reagan |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson |
| "The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." »Thornton |
| "It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home." »Alvaro de Solva |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "home is where the house is." »Child Age 6 |
| "home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in." »Robert Frost |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "home is not where you live but where they understand you." »Cristion Morgenstern |
| "Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." »Edith Ann |
| "Charity begins at home." »Terence |
| "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." »Ken Olson |
| "My home is not a place, it is people." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
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