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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then went to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"I don't need hair to be a hippy.
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"Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost you hair." »Giorgos Zambetas, Greek musician
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"A hair divides what is false and true." »Omar Khayyam
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"It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander
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"Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson
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"Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles
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"Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida
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"My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair." »Jane Fonda
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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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