| "You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison |
| "He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching |
| "The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander |
| "Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb |
| "Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson |
| "It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles |
| "Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern |
| "How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida |
| "My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns |
| "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin as a hair. A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth." »Lao Tzu |
| "People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." »Don Hirschberg |
| "Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe." »Herbert Clark Hoover |
| "For this is Wisdom to love, to live To take what fate, or the Gods may give. To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the lips and caress the hair, Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go" »Laurence Hope |
| "Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair." »F Scott |
| "I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy, golden storm, yes many loved before us, I know we are not new, in city and in forest they smiled like me and you, but now it's come to distances and both of us must try, your eyes are soft with sorrow, Hey, that's no way to say goodbye." »Leonard |
| "I never have a realistic sense of self. I either think everything I do is terrible and I'm the worst guy on the planet, or from time to time I'll think I'm the greatest gift to music and the coolest guy who ever lived, but that happens maybe an hour out of the week. Some days I'm more concerned with how my hair looks than what my guitar sounds like." »Dave Navarro |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
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