| "Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it." »Mark Twain |
| "Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels." »Bob Thaves |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision." »Barber B. Conable, Jr |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." »William Shakespeare |
| "When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds |
| "All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin |
| "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney |
| "The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb |
| "The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." »Sally Kempton |
| "My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits." »Johann von Goethe |
| "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." »Steve Martin |
| "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." »Victor Hugo |
| "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift |
| "It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back." »Lao Tzu |
| "Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." »Max L. Forman |
| "No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." »Terry Josephson |
| "Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of your head." »Eric Pio |
| "Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head." »Caligula |
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