| "A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'm tired of Love I'm still more tired of rhyme. But Money gives me pleasure all the time." »Hilaire Belloc |
| "I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity." »Gilda Radner |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." »William Shakespeare |
| "The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin |
| "A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds |
| "The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb |
| "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." »Sally Kempton |
| "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." »Steve Martin |
| "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney |
| "My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits." »Johann von Goethe |
| "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." »Victor Hugo |
| "No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." »Terry Josephson |
| "Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." »Max L. Forman |
| "Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of your head." »Eric Pio |
| "It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back." »Lao Tzu |
| "While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head." »William Shakespeare |
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