| "Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile." »Jewish Proverb |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop." »Edwin Conklin |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity Card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police." »Janina Atkins |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." »Victor Hugo |
| "A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds |
| "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." »William Shakespeare |
| "The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney |
| "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." »Steve Martin |
| "My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits." »Johann von Goethe |
| "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." »Sally Kempton |
| "All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin |
| "The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb |
| "While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head." »William Shakespeare |
| "No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." »Terry Josephson |
| "Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." »Max L. Forman |
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