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"When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like what anyone has taught me - shapes and ideas so near to me - so natural to my way of being and thinking that it hasn't occurred to me to put them down. I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught." »Georgia O'Keeffe
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"In history as in life it is success that counts. start a political upheaval and let yourself be caught, and you will hang as a traitor. But place yourself at the head of a rebellion and gain your point, and all future generations will worship you as the Father of their Country." »Hendrik W. Van Loon
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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"The great thing is the start - to see an opportunity for service, and to start doing it, even though in the beginning you serve but a single customer - and him for nothing." »Robert Collier
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"Science is going to build a base on the Moon! This is a very necessary and a very possible mission! start and finish! Thousands of problems will arise in this mission, thousands of solutions will be found! start and finish! Moon is a good hole to enter the blood vessels of the universe. start and finish!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. Charlie I have no problem with that" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars." »William Westmoreland
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"This is the start, this is not the end. To that end, where do we start" »Jody Weintraub
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"start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." »Arthur Ashe
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"start every day with a smile and get it over with." »William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
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"It's sad now but I see clearly it was the start of ending between us" »Zoe
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"start every day off with a smile and get it over with." »W. C. Fields
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"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin
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"start by doing what's necessary then do what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible." »Saint Francis of Assisi
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"Keen at the start, but careless at the end." »Cornelius Tacitus
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"The cowards never start and the weak die along the way." »Kit Carson
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"start slow and taper off." »Walt Stack
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"Where you start is not as important as where you finish." »Zig Ziglar
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"When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have." »Kathleen A. Sutton
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"What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop
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"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant
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"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn
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