| "When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like what anyone has taught me - shapes and ideas so near to me - so natural to my way of being and thinking that it hasn't occurred to me to put them down. I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught." »Georgia O'Keeffe |
| "I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. Charlie I have no problem with that" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars." »William Westmoreland |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "This is the start, this is not the end. To that end, where do we start" »Jody Weintraub |
| "start every day off with a smile and get it over with." »W. C. Fields |
| "When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have." »Kathleen A. Sutton |
| "start by doing what's necessary then do what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible." »Saint Francis of Assisi |
| "People don't start wars, governments do." »Ronald Reagan |
| "There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on." »Robert Byrne |
| "But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem." »R. E. Phillips |
| "Keen at the start, but careless at the end." »Cornelius Tacitus |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family." »Anthony Brandt |
| "It's time to start living the life you've imagined." »Henry James |
| "You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers." »John J. Plomp |
| "The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost." »George Shultz |
| "Sometimes losing hope means you have planned for a new start!!!!" »Siddharth Astir |
| "It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children." »Kingsley Amis |
| "You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay." »Ruben Studdard |
| "If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry." »Will Rogers |
| "You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." »J. K. Rowling |
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