| "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." »Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone." »Rodney Dangerfield |
| "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous love of our country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in all ages and countries, have made a cloak of self- interest." »Samuel Johnson |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." »Victor Hugo |
| "The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney |
| "My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits." »Johann von Goethe |
| "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." »Steve Martin |
| "The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb |
| "All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin |
| "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." »Sally Kempton |
| "A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds |
| "When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." »William Shakespeare |
| "No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." »Terry Josephson |
| "Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level." »Max L. Forman |
| "Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head." »Caligula |
| "While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head." »William Shakespeare |
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