| "Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle Like seeing your family Being with your friends A fishing trip A hunting trip A night's sleep" »Walter Frederick Mondale |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." »Caskie Stinnett |
| "No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive." »Thorstein Veblen |
| "It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way." »E. L. Doctorow |
| "The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway." »Henry Boye |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other." »Andrew H. Malcolm |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." »Jonathan Carroll |
| "Mosaic is the 1990's equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida - painful for everyone but the host." »Steve G. Steinberg |
| "If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom, but nobody beats me.'" »Leo Durocher |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything." »Made |
| "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something--or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." »Roger Zelazny |
| "A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you've been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice." »Shana Alexander |
| "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it loneliness Partly. Is it teamwork Definitely. Things just kind of go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file jointly...Above you is the sun and sky. Below you, the ground. Like the sun, your love should be constant, like the ground, solid." »Jed Seidel |
| "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." »Jean Kerr |
| "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." »Victor Hugo |
| "All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin |
| "A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds |
| "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." »Steve Martin |
| "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." »Sally Kempton |
| "The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin |
| "Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney |
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