| "There's two heads to every coin." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Critics I love every bone in their heads." »Eugene O'Neill |
| "He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture on other men's heads." »Charles Caleb Colton |
| "The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth." »Robinson Jeffers |
| "There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots." »George Eliot |
| "Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay their heads, on terms they can afford to pay." »Millard Fuller |
| "We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past in our heads. It is considered unhealthy in America to remember mistakes, neurotic to think about them, psychotic to dwell on them." »Lillian Hellman |
| "Certain people in the United States are driving nails into this structure of our relationship, then cutting off the heads. So the Soviets must use their teeth to pull them out." »Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev |
| "We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it." »George Farquhar |
| "I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I believe in general in a dualism between facts and the ideas of those facts in human heads." »George Santayana |
| "Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you'll turn hearts" »Andrea Oldham |
| "I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of government meet only to go through the tedious motions of reading speeches, drafted by others, with the principal objective of not rocking the boat." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." »Lewis Thomas |
| "I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode." »George |
| "Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
| "Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin" »Bill Watterson |
| "Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow." »Frank L. Boyden |
| "The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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