| "On my income tax 1040 it says 'check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." »Tom Lehrer |
| "There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." »Mark Twain |
| "Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy." »Izaak Walton |
| "I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person." »Tony Kanal |
| "Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check." »M. C. Escher |
| "We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead." »Frank Gelett Burgess |
| "It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong." »Ayn Rand |
| "Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only cash you have -- so spend it wisely." »Kay Lyons |
| "Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts from the past. Be certain of the postage and double check what class." »Unknown |
| "The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald Reagan himself gave to students in Chicago ... Don't let me get away with it. check me out. Don't be the sucker generation." »Jean Nathan Miller |
| "A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off" »Andrew Schneider |
| "Power always has to be kept in check power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous." »William Proxmire |
| "Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma." »Happy Gilmore |
| "We are usually the best men when in the worst health." »English Proverb |
| "health is worth more than learning." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "I row after health like a waterman..." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health." »Carl Gustav Jung |
| "Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." »Robert Orben |
| "Safeguard the health both of body and soul." »Cleobulus |
| "health is not simply the absence of sickness." »Hannah Green |
| "Handguns are a public-health problem." »Josh Sugarmann |
| "...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health." »Henri Frdric Amiel |
| "health is not valued till sickness comes." »Thomas Fuller |
| "health food makes me sick." »Calvin Trillin |
| "There's no joy even in beautiful Wisdom, unless one have holy health." »Simondes of Ceos |
| "Happiness is good health and a bad memory." »Ingrid Bergman |
| "health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." »Quentin Crisp |
| "Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." »Plato |
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