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"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY club THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." »Groucho Marx
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"Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it." »Izaak Walton
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"There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." »Mark Twain
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." »Jack London
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"Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other..." »David Helyar
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"I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it." »Groucho Marx
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"I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." »Groucho Marx
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"Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy." »Izaak Walton
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"Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves that the health of the mind is of far more consequence to our happiness, than the health of the body, although both are deserving of much more attention than either of them receive." »C. C. Colton
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"Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month-Club." »Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association
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"Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health." »Author Unknown
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"In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each other's affairs, who 'come out' together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude." »Charles Caleb Colton
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"Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club Could the New Testament have been composed as a conference report Creative ideas do not spring from groups. They spring from individuals. The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam." »A. Whitney Griswold
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"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club." »Thomas Huxley
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"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, completely immune to any direct magical spell. It is for this group of beings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells. It also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club near your person at all times." »The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII
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"We are usually the best men when in the worst health." »English Proverb
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"The first wealth is health." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"I row after health like a waterman..." »Jonathan Swift
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"Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health." »Carl Gustav Jung
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"health is worth more than learning." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it." »Author Unknown
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"Happiness lies, first of all, in health." »George William Curtis
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"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." »Robert Orben
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"health is not simply the absence of sickness." »Hannah Green
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"Handguns are a public-health problem." »Josh Sugarmann
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"There's no joy even in beautiful Wisdom, unless one have holy health." »Simondes of Ceos
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"Safeguard the health both of body and soul." »Cleobulus
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"health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." »Quentin Crisp
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"health food makes me sick." »Calvin Trillin
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"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." »Ingrid Bergman
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