| "There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." »Mark Twain |
| "Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy." »Izaak Walton |
| "The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O." »Martin Mull |
| "Real programmers can write assembly code in any language." »Larry Wall |
| "Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the censor." »William Orville Douglas |
| "Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code." »Dan Salomon |
| "Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards -- the things we live by and teach our children -- are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings." »Walt Disney |
| "Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." »Anonymous |
| "We are usually the best men when in the worst health." »English Proverb |
| "I row after health like a waterman..." »Jonathan Swift |
| "Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." »Robert Orben |
| "health is worth more than learning." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health." »Carl Gustav Jung |
| "History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg |
| "...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health." »Henri Frdric Amiel |
| "health food makes me sick." »Calvin Trillin |
| "Safeguard the health both of body and soul." »Cleobulus |
| "Handguns are a public-health problem." »Josh Sugarmann |
| "health is not valued till sickness comes." »Thomas Fuller |
| "health is not simply the absence of sickness." »Hannah Green |
| "Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." »Plato |
| "There's no joy even in beautiful Wisdom, unless one have holy health." »Simondes of Ceos |
| "Happiness is good health and a bad memory." »Ingrid Bergman |
| "health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors." »Quentin Crisp |
| "What is called genius is the abundance of life and health." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Writing is hard work and bad for the health." »E. B. White |
| "Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory." »Albert Schweitzer |
| "Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die and do not outlive yourself." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together." »Thomas Dekker |
| "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." »Mark Twain |
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