| "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement." »Charles M. Schulz |
| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money." »Joe Weinstein |
| "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'" »Dave Barry |
| "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." »Groucho Marx |
| "Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe." »Edward Noyes Westcott |
| "In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." »Robert Reich |
| "The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his." »James Grover Thurber |
| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London |
| "The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis |
| "I'd rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you." »Elvis Presley |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said." »Unknown |
| "Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it." »Robbie Gass |
| "Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition." »Hugh Prather |
| "Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing." »Elizabeth Goudge |
| "A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it." »Stanley Baldwin |
| "The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again." »John Gray |
| "hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world." »J. K. Rowling |
| "Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day." »Thornton |
| "I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but by living for words are infinitely less important than acts." »A. S. Neill |
| "Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind." »Finley Peter Dunne |
| "Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. A genuinely unfashionable opinion is almost never given a fair hearing." »George Orwell |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence." »George Eliot |
| "You've been listening to the adagio from Beethoven's 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty much summed up death in this one. You know, he had lost just about all his hearing when he wrote it, and I've often wondered if that didn't help him tune into the final silence of the great beyond." »Andrew Schneider |
| "The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing." »George Dana Boardman |
| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." »Peter Steiner |
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