| "The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan |
| "A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg." »Samuel Butler |
| "Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still." »Danish proverb |
| "Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken |
| "If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman |
| "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong |
| "Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made |
| "Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers |
| "Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman |
| "Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton |
| "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." »Will Rogers |
| "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat" »Will Rogers |
| "It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain |
| "A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." »Jim Samuels |
| "When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses" »Charles De Gaulle |
| "To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute." »Aristotle |
| "Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes." »Daniel Defoe |
| "The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best." »Will Rogers |
| "A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged he wants to be healed because he has been hurt." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled." »J Danforth Quayle |
| "Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is like saying the Titanic voyage was a success because a few people survived on life rafts." »Eugene McCarthy |
| "If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It seems very unfortunate that in order to secure political preference, people are made Vice President who are never intended, neither by party nor by the Lord, to be Presidents." »General Omar Nelson Bradley |
| "I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. 'Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake,' he said. 'They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much.'" »Anthony Lake |
| "What we won when all of our people united ... must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. ... Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as president." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
