| "When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "Show a leg or shake a leg." »Unknown |
| "A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." »John Tudor |
| "It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar." »Jerry Coleman |
| "When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg." »Hugh Elliott |
| "...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men." »Max Beerbohm |
| "One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream to understand the loss in his sagacity, balance, cooperation, competence, and purpose which Man has suffered since he rose up on his hind legs.... He began to chatter and he developed Reason, Thought, and Imagination, qualities which would get the smartest group of rabbits or orioles in the world into inextricable trouble overnight." »James Grover Thurber |
| "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman |
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