| "For those who are on the roof become insolent as they don't know yet about the slope and the slipperiness of the roof!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. 'Get down' yelled Uncle Lou. 'Don't move' screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never hit soft" »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see what kind of ground they'll hit next." »Ernest Haycox |
| "I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied 'the bigs hit me, so I hit the babies that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." »Bertrand Russell |
| "A hit, a very palpable hit." »William Shakespeare |
| "the time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining." »John F. Kennedy |
| "the time to reapir the roof is when the sun is shining." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." »George |
| "For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork." »Neil Gershenfeld |
| "When you are caught in the heavy rains of anger, open the umbrella of mind, take refuge under the roof of reason!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "A wise man ought always to follow the paths beaten by great men, and to imitate those who have been supreme, so that if his ability does not equal theirs, at least it will savor of it. Let him act like the clever archers who, designing to hit the mark which yet appears too far distant, and knowing the limits to which the strength of their bow attains, take aim much higher than the mark, not to reach by their strength or arrow to so great a height, but to be able with the aid of so high an aim to hit the mark they wish to reach." »Niccolo Machiavelli |
| "You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation." »Kenyan Proverb |
| "the bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." »Richard Bach |
| "O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know." »William Cowper |
| "the sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is not enough to aim you must hit." »Italian Proverb |
| "How can a guy hit and think at the same time" »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "hit any user to continue." »Anonymous |
| "So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "Bombs do not choose. they will hit everything." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "When it's breezy, hit it easy." »Davis Love, Jr. |
| "A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it." »Anonymous |
| "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." »Wee Willie Keeler |
| "I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector." »Anonymous |
| "the way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." »General George Patton |
| "I won't do decorative roles even if they are a part of hit films." »Manisha Koirala |
| "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
