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"The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Good will and ill will are just two sides of the same card..." »Hussein Al-Khunaizi
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"Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." »Christopher Parker
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"Money is a poor man's credit card." »Herbert Marshall McLuhan
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"Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control." »Cyril Connolly
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"I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took me to the library. I wanted to become a writer so I could see my name in the card catalog." »Sandra Cisneros
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE hole." »CaddyShack
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"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"You can look at the world from a mountain or from a rat hole! Most people do the second!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain
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"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black hole that knows how to read." »Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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"God is a philosophical black hole - the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi
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"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head." »Unknown
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"I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police." »Janina Atkins
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen." »Peggy Noonan
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"Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world." »Philip Howard
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"Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles." »Dorothy DeBolt
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"As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was from hate, how very far it was from love." »Robert Cormier, We All Fall Down
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"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back now the truth, clearly spoken, is always your best weapon. Calmly spoken, it can burn a hole through the hardest heart." »Bill Chickering
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"Nicky A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f***in' night." »Casino
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"Science is going to build a base on the Moon! This is a very necessary and a very possible mission! Start and finish! Thousands of problems will arise in this mission, thousands of solutions will be found! Start and finish! Moon is a good hole to enter the blood vessels of the universe. Start and finish!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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